Man Crashes into Madison Strip Club, Tells Police Aliens Brought him There

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Written by: 195 on Jul 9, 2010

Incident report from the Madison Police Department via our sister station, WMTV:

Staff at Vision's Night Club, 3554 E. Washington Ave., decided to close early last night after the entrance to the business was significantly damaged.

It all started when a 50-year old Racine man was asked to leave the burlesque club after he vomited in the VIP area.

He left, and headed toward his vehicle.

A man - who was in the parking lot - urged him not to drive, but the suspect got into his SUV, and put it in reverse. He then gunned the engine and slammed the back end of his Hyundai into the front of Vision's.

The witness said he and a woman had to step out of the way to avoid being struck.

After hitting the building, the suspect put the SUV in drive. He jumped the curb, and drove off inbound on E. Washington Ave.

A concerned citizen in the 2600 block of E. Washington Ave. saw the SUV pull into a parking lot at a high rate of speed. The witness called 911 and police responded to find the suspect still parked at that location.

The officer asked him how he was doing. The suspect replied, "Not good," but that he had "seen some nice strippers." He denied driving the SUV and claimed he arrived at this location thanks to help from "Martians."

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